IT'S OKAY TO BE HAPPY.

I'm great at giving advice.

February 22, 2013 5:46 am

terrible -_-

  • porn star 1: hi did you order a pizza?
  • porn star 2: yes, come on in.
  • porn star 2: wanna fuck?
  • porn star 1: ok!
  • me: *jizzes*
  • me: wtf why. that didn't even make sense at all asgadfjhsdalkjdlfl;
July 31, 2012 2:11 pm 6:24 am

yesterday night was interesting.

got high and then went to the park and stood on top of the hill,

and then rolled down, barely brushing against a thorn bush.

And then went home, took a bath in my clothes, and almost drowned.

July 30, 2012 2:35 pm June 24, 2012 2:32 am June 16, 2012 2:34 pm April 28, 2012 11:30 pm

If you wanna see Chief Paint (me) talk, watch this

April 4, 2012 5:17 am

they say never go to sleep angry…but sigh im gonna go to sleep now…

angry at my fucking self. I dont think that counts.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUKC

uuughhhhhhh GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

why am i so fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!

ugh im so easy to hate for this all.

Should have never posted that TT

April 1, 2012 2:18 am
lol took this while venturing around town with Lise.

lol took this while venturing around town with Lise.

December 19, 2011 6:13 am December 11, 2011 6:00 am
so yup. this is me. at barnes and nobles. many had mistaken me for a boy today.

so yup. this is me. at barnes and nobles. many had mistaken me for a boy today.

4:41 am

GIRLS ON MY DICK WHEN I PRETTY BOY SWAG

“Oh my gosh Brittney. This is your theme song.”

-_-“

November 11, 2011 12:03 am

How to tell if your daughter is a dyke.

November 8, 2011 11:45 pm
I speak da truth. No not really. Haha

I speak da truth. No not really. Haha

November 4, 2011 9:32 pm

Ughh This bitch.

So in middle school I was a little dick, and people wanted to beat me up. I moved to this little town away from it all to live with my mother. SO…. a fucking 2 years later, this one girl who hated me is all “hey you talkin shit?” out of nowhere. I mean seriously? I thought that crap is over! I don’t give a fuck for you stupid people. Get over it. Like I really care enough to go on with this crap. Ughhh! And now she’s threatening to come over here and pay me a “visit” at my school. She really believes that I’m talkin shit about her still 2 years later, when i have more important things to care about. God. Now Im all scared. I thought everything was just cool now. Until she comes back -.-

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