I fold my underwear into cute squares
I like Bacon
I like butts
I’m a lesbian
I don’t smoke. Often.
I can play the ukulele
I want to work for Nylon Magazine
I have a gnarly battle scar on my wrist, complete with stitches
I can fight, but I don’t like to. So I tend to just take hits.
I’m not hawt
I’m pretty awesome.
I don’t have a car, but I have a bike.
I can sleep on the floor
when they wear shoes in porn.
I mean they take off all their clothes, but keep their fucking shoes on.
HOW CAN THE OTHER GIRL ACT TURNED ON
WHEN HER PARTNER HAS A PAIR OF ORTHOPEDIC TENNIS SHOES ON
ARE THOSE HER SEX SHOES OR SOMETHING
IS THERE SOMETHING I MISSED IN THEIR TERRIBLE PLOT LINE
why is everyone unfollowing me