Office by Alex Penny
I'm great at giving advice.
the real question is, why did they take a picture of his butt?
seems legit.
So at 3 in the morning I decided to start a comic about my extremely lame life
the other day at school I attempted to draw a man upside down. the tattoo on his neck says ‘hot momma’
(Source: yes-homo)
my fugly cover on Mardy bum
(Source: yes-homo / Britain the Unicorn)
Damn I haven’t shaved my pubes for a while it’s like a jungle down there
Like the viet cong could be hiding up in that shit
(Source: yes-homo)
I fold my underwear into cute squares
I like Bacon
I like butts
I’m a lesbian
I don’t smoke. Often.
I can play the ukulele
I want to work for Nylon Magazine
I have a gnarly battle scar on my wrist, complete with stitches
I can fight, but I don’t like to. So I tend to just take hits.
I’m not hawt
Or zingle.
I’m pretty awesome.
I don’t have a car, but I have a bike.
I can sleep on the floor
WHY DO I KEEP LOSING FOLLOWERS
(Source: yes-homo)
when they wear shoes in porn.
I mean they take off all their clothes, but keep their fucking shoes on.
WHY.
HOW CAN THE OTHER GIRL ACT TURNED ON
WHEN HER PARTNER HAS A PAIR OF ORTHOPEDIC TENNIS SHOES ON
ARE THOSE HER SEX SHOES OR SOMETHING
LIKE WHAT
IS THERE SOMETHING I MISSED IN THEIR TERRIBLE PLOT LINE
why is everyone unfollowing me
