IT'S OKAY TO BE HAPPY.

I'm great at giving advice.

May 4, 2013 8:25 pm
the real question is, why did they take a picture of his butt? seems legit.

the real question is, why did they take a picture of his butt?

seems legit.

April 21, 2013 6:48 am
6:20 am
the other day at school I attempted to draw a man upside down. the tattoo on his neck says ‘hot momma’

the other day at school I attempted to draw a man upside down. the tattoo on his neck says ‘hot momma’

(Source: yes-homo)

February 22, 2013 11:07 pm
YES FINALLY A NEW FLANNEL

YES FINALLY A NEW FLANNEL

(Source: yes-homo)

1:53 pm
  • friend: do you get asked out a lot at your school?
  • me: *Laughs uncontrollably*
  • *starts crying*
  • a lot of girl cats follow me home. does that count?
5:46 am

terrible -_-

  • porn star 1: hi did you order a pizza?
  • porn star 2: yes, come on in.
  • porn star 2: wanna fuck?
  • porn star 1: ok!
  • me: *jizzes*
  • me: wtf why. that didn't even make sense at all asgadfjhsdalkjdlfl;
4:13 am

askerquestioner

Anonymous: Have you ever ate pussy?

mmm……. nooo……..

:0

February 20, 2013 5:56 pm

That awkward moment when someone attractive checks you out and you’re like, “What? Never seen an ugly person before?”

(Source: yes-homo)

February 19, 2013 7:36 pm
February 18, 2013 9:07 pm
dad’s engine parts warehouse jacket. :3

dad’s engine parts warehouse jacket. :3

January 2, 2013 9:21 pm

If I were to become famous, would I be the kind to have lots and lots of fan girls?

no. :c

December 17, 2012 3:21 am
  • WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: "we cook our chicken fresh with 11 herbs and spices and real stuff"
  • WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN: "Let's get this piece of unused chicken out of the freezer and drop it in horse shit and fart on it and then fry it"
December 16, 2012 8:58 pm

OMG THEY FINALLY MADE A LINE OF BLACK DOLLS

thankyou black jesus

6:30 am
when the most annoyingest guy ever messages you after tying to sit next to you in class :c

when the most annoyingest guy ever messages you after tying to sit next to you in class :c

September 23, 2012 1:16 pm

LMFAO

Sweet Shrimp Sushi